Contract Drafting Poem
You do not need to be a wizard to draft a contract well
Harry Potter cannot prepare an indemnity clause with the Patronus spell.
During the contract drafting course you heard
That one should strive to avoid superfluous words.
The Sausage Gap Poem
Competition law is an acquired taste
Like Van den Bergh Foods or the ice cream case
Or bananas in the judgment of United Brands
On the notion of cross elasticity of demand.