Finance Lawyers’ Dating Site
Do you wish to meet the love of your life
A soul mate, husband or wife?
You will never find that special person unless
You issue the required prospectus.
If you comply with this rule it will turn out alright
According to the Finance Lawyers’ Dating Site.
The Insurance Poem
In 1969 entered into force a law
That must be obeyed for sure
Providing for employers' liability
It is not optional, but is compulsory
Contract Drafting Poem
You do not need to be a wizard to draft a contract well
Harry Potter cannot prepare an indemnity clause with the Patronus spell.
During the contract drafting course you heard
That one should strive to avoid superfluous words.
The Sausage Gap Poem
Competition law is an acquired taste
Like Van den Bergh Foods or the ice cream case
Or bananas in the judgment of United Brands
On the notion of cross elasticity of demand.