The Loan Agreement Poem
The banking lawyer said I was naive
Because I continued to believe
That in just two pages, a loan agreement could enumerate
All necessary provisions: repayment of principal and the interest rate.
The German Dismissal Protection Act Poem
It can be said without any hesitation
Employees in Germany enjoy great protection
From dismissal and woe betide an employer which forgets
To comply with the Kündigungschutzgesetz.