The German Dismissal Protection Act Poem
It can be said without any hesitation
Employees in Germany enjoy great protection
From dismissal and woe betide an employer which forgets
To comply with the Kündigungschutzgesetz.
The Sausage Gap Poem
Competition law is an acquired taste
Like Van den Bergh Foods or the ice cream case
Or bananas in the judgment of United Brands
On the notion of cross elasticity of demand.