Finance Lawyers’ Dating Site
Do you wish to meet the love of your life
A soul mate, husband or wife?
You will never find that special person unless
You issue the required prospectus.
If you comply with this rule it will turn out alright
According to the Finance Lawyers’ Dating Site.
Do you wish to find that special bond
With a person of whom you are more than just fond?
You must summarize your personality in accordance with the law
Don’t write more than seven pages of A4.
To avoid another relationship going wrong
Sign up to financelawyersfindlove.com.
Searching for love is perilous without a doubt
But that’s what the adventure is all about.
The Internet is no use, say the detractors
Unless you are honest and disclose risk factors
Regulation 2017/1129 states what you need to write
According to the Finance Lawyers’ Dating Site.
Risk factors specific to you is what your prospectus must state
To find true love and not just someone to date.
Avoid mentioning generic risk that is easy to see
That just aim to shield you from liability.
Like “I’m a finance lawyer and always work until midnight.”
According to the financelawyersfindlove.com website.
To get someone to invest in love with you or me
One must specify the risk factors’ materiality.
Using statistics to make the materiality clear
So the person investing their love in you has nothing to fear.
Or rate the scale of the risk: low, medium or high
Pursuant to ESMA Guidelines and the Finance Lawyers’ Dating Site.
Lest we forget, the above requirements don’t obviate
The obligation of the issuer of love to corroborate
The specific nature or the risks’ materiality
By his or her prospectus’ overall picture, whatever that may be
Or that of the issuer or if applicable, the guarantor
According to the Dating Site for Practitioners of Finance Law.
As a finance lawyer, you may prefer to find someone just like you
As another lawyer will be familiar with the risk too
Constantly checking emails on holiday which never seems to abate,
The stress from deadlines and staying at the office until late.
Like a sophisticated investor for whom the risk is easier to evaluate.
The Finance Lawyers’ Dating Site helping you to find love and a soul mate.